One hundred percent real, by the way. No silicon necessary.[/quote}
LOL! Love it!
[quote] but excuse my brain for not being able to think straight in the middle of all that chaos.
LOL! I can imagine!
Except he’s not normal, is he?
Oooh!
Just because pretending to be a bimbo meant earning larger tips doesn’t mean I actually am one. I have a brain. I can put two and two together.
<nods>
Everyone has bills to pay. It’s not like he charges for his services. So he probably just picks up odd jobs here and there in places where people don’t ask a lot of questions.
<laughs, chokes on tea>
Also, it draws attention to yourself, and you don't want that.
Awww, I'm happy she got the job!
Great story!