Originally Posted by Darth Michael
Originally Posted by EW
It would be nice to be pain free for awhile. /Yes, 2016, I'm eyeing you!/
ER: /There, there./
I'm Pain Free! dance It's amazing what a little surgery can do (I'll spare you all the details). I'm back lifting heavy (for me) boxes and even my doctor said she doesn't want to see me for a year. Now, if I could just recall where I left my mind.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Thank you. I couldn't have been so long-winded without your encouragement.
ER: /has heard of guilt, knows he should probably feel guilty, but has decided to just Lois Lane it through the pain and denies it exists./
Don't worry, I'm sure there might be some lurkers out there who appreciate my inability to be concise. [Linked Image] (For some strange reason, my boss isn't pleased with my ability to be long winded. Strange, huh?)

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SUPERMAN: Always. Just make sure you don't take any photos of me rescuing fashion models.
LOIS: Indeed. I did not see them wearing any…fashion on those photographs.
SUPERMAN: Apparently, the designers didn't want the models to leave the building with them on.
LOIS: The burning building?
SUPERMAN: /shrugs/ Creative types. Who can understand 'em?

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EW: There's no smiling during an emergency then? Noted.
ER: I just figured. With death and mayhem abounding, it would be highly inappropriate to be in a chipper mood if you’re a superhero wearing tights.
BATMAN: What else would one wear? And I’m never chipper.
TONY STARK: /whistles innocently/ I don’t wear tights. And I’m always chipper.
So, it's the tights that gives one the dour disposition, then?

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ER: Did she just come out to the newsroom?
EW: As a nice person? Or do you mean Clark did?
ER: As a couple.
JIMBO: /razz/
Yes, possibly. Also, why would this upset Jimbo?

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EW: Actually, next part posts today. Dragons?... Wait, you weren't talking about my story were you? <behaves like Lois does when she sees Clark with a blonde> It's GoT season again, isn't it?
ER: Also, dragons are so cute while they’re still smaller than a fully grown T-Rex.
I wouldn't know. I've only just finished S2, Disc 2, people are still wandering around searching for each other. (And the dragons are babies).

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EW: Is it a lie, if he doesn't know it's a lie?
OBI WAN: No.
LOIS: Yes.
CLARK: wallbash We know who the final judge will be, now don't we?

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CLARK: Superman says he pleads the 5th.
EW: Why do I suddenly see a hair shampoo commercial featuring Barry?
lol That would be great! Don't forget to check out Barry's new gig over yonder... (by groobie).

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STORY: Glancing around, he didn’t see his favorite journalist as he paused in front of her desk.
ER: Cat? Did he forget she’s now in Houston?
EW: /agrees with that assessment/
LOIS: /does not agree/
ER: Oh but it is.
CLARK: I'm pleading the 5th again.
LOIS: He does that a lot.

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LEX: Plus, I usually go with Lois as my daughter/paramour/2nd wife.
EW: Disturbing.
ER: It’s one of the alt-world fics out there.
Doesn't make it any less so when someone writes it.

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LEX: Clearly, who she was before she married me is irrelevant.
ER: I think I know why so many of his relationships crash and burn.
Because he kills them?

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ER: Our little raccoon is in the zone, huh?
EW: Is that a bad thing?
ER: No. Just funny and adorable.
CLARK: /sighs/ Yes, she excels in that.

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CAT: You mean *I'm* the good girl in this story? /can’t believe this and now that she’s married, she can’t even top it. Outside her bedroom that is/
ER: She could try her living room and kitchen, though.
Cat's or Lois's?
CAT: I hope she doesn't do anything naughty in my living room or kitchen.
LOIS: Anyway, haven't other writers covered those rooms?

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What? Lex knows how stinky the Met Star is. Do you think HE reads that paper?
ER: He might have a staffer mark up anything that requires follow up cut breaks?
Mrs Cox?

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Except that Tempus has been wiped out of existence. Hmmm. Maybe it's time for a refresher course.
ER: What can I say? He’s handy. And once MLT wrote a story with Tempus being the main reason for their problems and yet, he wasn’t in the story at all. At least, till the very end.
Sounds like a good one. /eyes all the MLT I haven't had time to read since starting this epic and sighs/ Someday.

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Yes, apparently all smart women have that problem. It's why so many of them fake being dumb.
LEX: What do you mean, ‘fake’?
Like they do when they’re in bed with him.
LEX: /confused/
Does he really care whether or not he pleased them?

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LOIS: Well, he *did* think I really wanted to marry Luthor at one point.
ER: Wouldn’t that make her a gold digger instead of a whore? One could add the ‘slut’ if she still intended to have a Clark and a Superman on the side, though.
LOIS: Not a gold digger. I never intended to marry Luthor.

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ER: Right. He might just start doing it to mess with them now.
JIMBO: /got a naughty idea on how to keep Lois alive for another 100 parts/
LOIS: /confused/
Yes, but how long would Jimbo last?

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ER: And get birth control, huh?
EW: huh Because someone cloned Jimbo?
ER: No, because with a fake Jimmy, that’s it for Jimmy Interruptus and then Lois might end up in a situation that could get her preggers.
And that's not allowed?
CLARK: [Linked Image] Not yet.

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No, but there's only one who's been called THE blonde, since Lois went into space.
LOIS: I'm NOT blonde!
ER: A bit selfcentered, aren’t we? Also, didn’t she use a blonde wig, too?
Oh, you mean at Cat's wedding. Yeah.

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EW: Big Louie isn't bigger than THE Boss.
ER: He could be…
I believe we're using the word differently.

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LOIS: Oh, no! Not that old nickname again.
ER: Well…now that the pregnancy is off, one does need a new pastime.
LOIS: So, either I have to be pregnant or a whore? No, that's not right. Someone call my agent!

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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