Fantastic! I love how you took the opening into three very different, and fun, directions.

#1: Does it belong to Lane's girlfriend? Does Lane have gender issues? Some other explanation?

#2: I don't envy Clark...

#3: I had a feeling that was where this one was going. Even so, it was a fun premise.

If you come up with other vignettes based on the opening line, please share them with us.

Joy,
Lynn