I have to admit that the part of this story that most intrigues me is the part with Lex. He seems to have changed (but I can sympathize with the desire to be able to walk around without a special suit).
Metal X and Kryptonite ... hmm. For a minute there, I thought you might have Dr. Klein wait to test it on someone other than Lois or Clark (like maybe Zod).
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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