Lol!

Lex Luger...now THERE'S a name I haven't heard in years!!! Lexprentice? "You're hired!" ?? Superman feminine hygiene products??? Comedy gold!

Clark: "Lois, you know, I really hope someday that you learn, that sometimes what it seems like people are doing isn't what they're really doing."
Lois: "What are you, a fortune cookie?"