While sorting through my spam e-mail folder and looking for any legitimate e-mails that got sucked in, I found an ad for pheromones (yes, seriously). Supposedly this pheromone solution, when mixed with your usual perfume, cologne, or aftershave, makes you 10 times more attractive to the opposite sex.
That got me to thinking: What if Revenge was marketed via spam? What would the e-mail say? Would it work, or not? Would it be the actual product or not? Who might fall for the ad? Would Lois and Clark investigate it? Or might Cat investigate it, or even Jimmy?
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
| 
