Hi LLF! Great to see a sequel
Clark sets Lois up on a blind date.
With Ralph?
Lana Kent laid on the couch as her husband sat at her feet massaging them.
Trying to get out of the doghouse for rescuing Lois, again, and having her kiss her rescuer, again?
Lana had found that there was no man on earth who could give a more relaxing massage than her husband.
And she certainly tried to find one, day in and day out?
"You know, you can't keep pushing her in a closet every time you want to have some alone time with me."
Your heart was in the right place, but we have got to find a more permanent solution than what you came up with."
Like in The Cask of Amontillado?
I can't exactly tell her that Superman is a happily married man to the most gorgeous small town girl in the entire world."
Funny how he qualified that to still leave room for big city girls.
"What about Ralph?" Lana suggested.
I wouldn't set up my worst enemy to go on a date with Ralph."
What about Lex?
LOIS: Or Linda. He can date Linda.
"Well, I just noticed a few times that he seemed to be a little bit attracted to her," Lana replied.
Yeah, so?
"Oh, right," Lana replied. "What about Dan Scardino?"
"Scardino is a jerk," Clark replied. "Lois deserves much better than him."
Jealous?
"Wait a minute! That's it!" Clark shouted happily. "I know the perfect guy for Lois."
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"Bruce Wayne," Clark responded. "He's available, he's rich, and he's a superhero. Lois will love him!"
I honestly didn’t read ahead! Also, is Bruce okay with Lana knowing?
“Bruce!” Superman replied, a smile forming on his face. “One of these days, you must tell me how you always manage to sneak up on me like this. You’re the only one who can, you know.”
He’s wearing a light Kryptonite dusting?
“Then, who is it, Clark?” the caped crusader asked. “I’m running out of supervillains here.”
“It’s Lois,” Superman answered. “Lois Lane.”
“Lois?” Batman replied quizzically. “Your coworker at the Daily Planet? I never would have pegged her as a villain in a million years.”
Superman simply pouted his lips in response until the dark knight finally agreed to go out on a date with Lois as Bruce Wayne.
Awww, they’re an adorable couple! Maybe they could adopt?
“In fact, I believe their date probably ended just about a half hour ago or so.”
Is Bruce still walking straight?
“You could have warned me, you know,” Bruce said.
CLARK: Belated April’s Fools!
“Warned me about how Lois is so inquisitive,” Bruce answered. “She figured out that I’m Batman about 20 minutes into the date!”
“Lois figured out that you’re Batman?” Clark asked, clearly stunned. “Really? She never even suspected that I was Superman.”
That’s because she’s in L-O-V-E with Superman.
“What else could I do?” Bruce answered. “I took her for a spin in the Batmobile and gave her a tour of the Batcave. It was kind of romantic, actually.”
“You what?” Clark asked, bewildered.
So, pulling a prank on Clark, then?
Neither Clark nor Lana had any words to express the shock they were feeling. Who would have expected it, after all? Batman was officially in love.
He always did have a penchant for reporters, huh?
The true end?
Michael
