New challenge - write a nfic using as many of these lines as possible. It's fair to slightly change the lines (example: change names to Lois and Clark and places to Metropolis) but the story must be written as if you really believe that these lines are sexy.   Please, no. That sounds like shear torture. I'm sure a better challenge would be to come up with equally horrible lines on our own, which would apply to our characters. (See Lynn S.M's thread about Superman's Pick-Up Lines ) AND then, have someone try to put those into an NFic story. I did consider posting these in the fanfic challenge folder challenging someone to use these lines in a fanfic.
CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)
| 
