Seriously? Wish I knew which ones (so that I could avoid them and possibly the authors of them.) http://www.tickld.com/x/20-worst-romance-novel-quotes-eve#4 makes me think of a bad Superman fanfic (of the romance variety).
CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)
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