Geez, those are awful. Hee-Hee. Now, there's a challenge. Have Lois fall for Clark because Superman treats women like Ralph does (as a way not to have anyone associate Clark with Superman, Clark goes in the wrong direction with his disguise.) Clark, on the other hand, is the man we know and love from the show.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.