Okay, these are horrible but:

Q: What was a medieval warrior on Krypton called?

A: Krypto-Knight.


Q: What did Clark call the night he was sick?

A: A krypto-night.

peep



Battle On,
Deadly Chakram

"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent

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