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Posted By: Annie B. Superman Puns - 07/21/14 12:22 AM
Q: What's black and white and read all over?

A: The Daily Planet.
Posted By: VirginiaR Re: Superman Puns - 07/21/14 12:31 AM
Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: One of Superman's rejected uniforms.

CLARK: But, Mom, this one has style. Like one of my favorite ties.

peep
Posted By: Lynn S. M. Re: Superman Puns - 07/21/14 01:14 AM
Q: How is Superman like someone who breaks out of jail?

A: They both have a great S cape.

Joy,
Lynn
Posted By: Deadly Chakram Re: Superman Puns - 07/23/14 10:00 PM
Okay, these are horrible but:

Q: What was a medieval warrior on Krypton called?

A: Krypto-Knight.


Q: What did Clark call the night he was sick?

A: A krypto-night.

peep


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