He switched it on and a moment later screamed as he felt a jolt of electricity frying synapses in his brain. The world tilted, and a moment later he found himself on the floor, convulsing.
It was almost ten minutes before he could move on his own.
Well he DID set it for 10 minutes into the future... What is he complaining about
?
John Tempus swore eternal vengeance on the IKEA company, with their unreadable instructions and promises of parts that wouldn’t fall into crevices and cause disaster.
God I laughed at that line
Loved it!
Mike
