His bride-to-be was gorgeous and half his age
Well…if that’s his criteria, he could probably get a ton of college coeds, and possibly more than one at a time.
and would shortly be somewhat willing in his bed.
Yeah…about that.
CLARK: I’m not so sure about that.
LOIS: I tried with a not-so-willing lover. That’s just not the same.
Nevertheless, too willing was still doable,
Pun intended.
Fascinating. A double. Huh.
Perhaps he would luck out and Lois would be even slightly unwilling to join their wedding bed.
Lex smirked to himself. That would be nice.
I think it’s quite possible that this groom is not entirely stable.
http://www.starwarsuncut.com/scene/2193Not that Lois had a choice in the matter. Once they were married, she would never have free will again. He would make sure of that.
I think he should see a psychiatrist and take some medication.
Doing everything within her power to please him, so that he could pat her head and tell her what a good wife she was.
He does realize that sometimes pet cats bite their owners, right?
Maybe Lex could just keep Superman around like a zoo animal in a cage until he became tired of tormenting him, just as he had already become bored with his L.U.C. experiment.
Spoiled brat.
He skipped down the stairs
Wouldn’t it be funny, if he tripped, managed to hold onto the ax on the side of the wall, have it come loose, continue to tumble down the stairs and then end up with the blade stuck in his stomach? And then Clark would have to watch and not be able to save him.
CLARK: I’d manage.
the woman he had Heller make over in Lois’s image,
No way!
“Isn’t that Lois’s apartment? Isn’t that my fiancée, lamenting my absence? How is it a lie?”
Fake apartment. Fake fiancée. True apparently about the lament. Unless he’s been less than gentlemanly with her the previous night…Anyhow, it’s a lie. And he’s also lying about it not being a lie.
She had awoken after surgery in Lois’s apartment in the L.U.C. and was told it would be her new home while she recovered. She would never know that she wasn’t ever going to see the light of day again.
That doesn’t sound…legal.
It was for the best, though, that she had not remembered, since she had been targeted for her similarity to Lois’s build and coloring and attacked with a sledgehammer by…some man Nigel had hired.
Now, that’s just…I don’t think this Mr. Luthor is a very nice person.
The nurse had told her when she awoke that not only had Lex paid for her medical care, but that he had felt so guilty that he had visited her every few days to try to make some amends for ruining her life.
Also, she could likely sue.
Unfortunately, though, the double hadn’t been eager enough for film during their trial run a few days previously. Hesitant enough to be confused as Lois, yes, but not participating enough to really drive the knife into Superman’s gut.
Yuck!
In addition, Lex discovered that the marks and scars on the double’s chest and belly from her ‘accident’ were too distinguishing to let the hero see her completely undressed. Pity.
And he’s not dissatisfied with her scars? Plus, her face got made up but they couldn’t deal with those scars?
That and this woman’s willingness to please him had surprised even Lex, taking him there in the living room directly in front of Superman’s camera, with little or no effort on Lex’s part to please her. He had merely needed to show up.
So…it’s Alfredo’s all over again?
It was how Lois should’ve greeted him when he visited her. It was how Lois would now greet him after they were married. He would make sure of it.
Yeah. Or give him a lapdance where she has a kitchen knife hidden in her garter belt.
He had been planning to give her to the Lex-C as a gift, to do with as he pleased, being that the infernal clone – according to Asabi – had become obsessed with his fiancée.
That’s what they call recycling, isn’t it?
Lex-C had the audacity to suggest to Lex that he rather than Lex himself should be the one to consummate his marriage to Lois,
She said that she had wanted the reminder of how he had tried to rescue her from Menken.
So she’d never forget, huh?
Anyway, it had been her fault for stepping into his line of fire.
Yeah.
SUPERMAN: Oops? It’s not my fault that Lex stepped underneath the falling boulder…
He already had it planned out. Cat Grant would be the prime suspect in Kent’s death for abandoning her to raise their child on their own.
He does realize that she’s married, doesn’t he?
“Oh. Oh. Oh, Lex!” the double moaned in delight. “Yes!”
Lex smirked as Superman pulled himself into a tight ball, trying to cover his ears. Therefore, Lex increased the volume until the bottles in his cellar started rattling against one another.
Maybe they should not give Lex the Nicest Man of the Year award next year.
Lex danced out of the room singing ‘Tonight’ from West Side Story.
***
Half an hour earlier…
Oooooh! You did a funny flipperoo! Wonder what Cat’s going to say to the scene
Am not 100% sure though that it might not be better if we get Cat first. I completely forgot about the half-hour-earlier bit when reading the second half of this story
Yet, his absence seem to be a red flag warning for only Cat.
‘only for’?
Then, again, she was the only one who knew Clark well enough to know where to start looking.
So…anyplace but Lois’s bedchamber?
That was okay, because she worked better alone anyway.
Awww…she’s so much like Lois
Thankfully, the car alarm on this car that cost more than her, Lois, Clark, and Perry’s combined salaries at the Daily Planet didn’t activate at her touch.
If it’s vintage, maybe it doesn’t have one. You usually don’t leave those cars out and about where every common criminal can plant a bomb under it.
The door to Lex’s wine cellar was closest. Luckily, from her visit several months earlier, Cat knew that Lex left it unlocked.
Fortunate, isn’t it? Also, shouldn’t Lex make sure nobody comes down there?
Why would someone be playing music in the wine cellar unless some event was happening there?
Well…Lex is having a bachelor party down there. Music. Alcohol. Sex videos.
“You need to get out of here,” he said, his voice sounding weak. “The radiation from the Kryptonite… it can’t be good for the baby.”
Awww, Lex was right. Clark *is* the father!
“Hide!” he gasped. “Someone’s coming.”
May I have some more, please?
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