Ahoy there! Let's set sail for adventure, comedy, or maybe even romance as Lois and Clark embark on a luxury cruise. Will they merrily roll along, or are there rough seas ahead?

Rules:
1. Lois and Clark cannot leave the cruise ship.
2. The story must feature an Artificial Intelligence (can be good, evil, or neutral; it doesn't matter)
3. During the story, either Lois or Clark is forced to keep up a health program that may involve strange exercises, dietary changes, and/or whatever silliness you can dream up (including pyramid-shaped hats).

This is for the 2014 Monthly and Bizarro Challenges. Good luck writing, and don't forget your life-jackets! wink


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