Ok, I'm bored too so I'll bite.
Lois again - I could totally see her falling for it a second time in pursuit of her (Super)man.
Linda - preferably with Lois in tow. I can imagine them trying to out-do eachother on a story and ending up covered in muck and mozzies in the process.
But what about the boys? I'm sending Ralph as choice no.3.
