When I got done laughing so hard it HURT - I had to pick other because you didn't put in "all of the above".

Thanks, Paul. I haven't laughed that hard since my sister said (in all seriousness), "Superman's an alien? But he looks so human!"

In the end, my answer must be "why not?" evil

ETA: I forgot "I was young, I needed the money..." Sometimes that's why, too.

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
Ides of Metropolis