While waiting to fall asleep last night, my thoughts turned to meat. Don't ask me why, but that's just the way my weird brain works. Anyway, I decided in my dozy state that I would run a poll on the boards to find out which meats people eat - I planned all the categories in my head and everything. Fortunately, I soon fell asleep (maybe we should all try planning meat polls as a cure for insomnia wink ).

This morning, however, I actually remembered my nutty plans the previous night and thought, what the heck, why not give it a try. So, ladies and gentlemen, without more ado, I give you The Grand Meat-Eating Poll Of 2004.