Well, does the keyboard that I uh, almost cleaned to death count?
See, I pulled off all the keys, sprayed a rag with Fantastik, and wiped the surface down. (This was 10 years ago -- I know better now.) Then I put all the keys back. It wouldn't work any more!
When I called tech support (my father), he laughed at me. Then told me to take all the keys back off until it dried overnight. So I took them all back off AGAIN. And popped 'em back on in the morning. Then it worked!
But my poor fingers!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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