Ok, you were able to decifer HC -- it is hard copies. So, now I have a newbie duh question for you.... what's ROTFL???

"Well, let's see, so far I've been given a glimpse of ritual crop worship, treated as your girlfriend, and I insulted your parents. No, I couldn't have planned this. Mmm, mmm." -- Lois to Clark, 'Green, Green Glow of Home'