Actually, when you take Masques, shrink it down to 10 pt in a small typeface and reformat out all the blank lines, it's only about 400 pages.
You should see the rest of the pile I printed out. <laser printer hums in the background>
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
