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umm...freaking OUCH?? You hurt my heart. I mean it was kind of funny with this line...
It occurred to me that most of the world's female population, and quite possibly a chunk of the males, would be clawing and hissing to get into my current position.
...cause I was thinking, "yeah I volunteer!!" so you had me chuckling until you broadside me with the girls.
I thought it was so cute with...
"Daddy?" Annie called behind me, her voice small and pitiful.
I was preparing myself to explain why I couldn't read a bedtime story, when she surprised me. "You should tell him not to drink things under the sink," she said.
...then you hit me with the simile...
Saved Superman by making my dead wife into a simile...
...just...damn...
Bravo. Keep it coming.
TEEEJ/wishing there was an icon of subdued AWE to insert here
