This is hilarious!! A couple of my favorite parts:
"Well, sometimes it gets too heavy, and it feels like it's going to pull my brains out. It hurts like anything. And I just have to cut it all off to get relief."
It seemed to go over well with the ladies. He accidentally got called "Vin Diesel" a few times, though, which was mildly annoying.
Those two lines had me rotfl.
Great job! Thanks for sharing your crazyness with us!!
~Anna (who wonders what Tank will think of *Clark* getting the haircut
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