1. Don't mainline cocaine
2. Procrastinate as much as possible
3. Get a solid three hours of sleep a night - failing that, two hours of sleep a night - failing that, don't use cocaine to give me a boost the following day
4. Eat junk food as often as possible, and
5. No group sex (or at least no group sex of more than three people).

And I bet I even keep my resolutions. laugh

ML wave

She was in such a good mood she let all the pedestrians in the crosswalk get to safety before taking off again.
- CC Aiken, The Late Great Lois Lane