I'm not liking the fact that I haven't yet seen a Clark Kent with glasses... that's not a facet they can just get rid of. Right? Right? Tell me I'm right... grovel

And I don't like him with a beard. Superman's not a bum. It just seems he hasn't learned to use his laser vision to shave yet... ("damn razor blades... Ma! I busted another one!")

Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
--Mark Twain