Sometimes, I really think Smallville should be treated as a high-school AU-type fanfic put to screen.  Julie 
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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