You are cruel. Mean. Sadistic. And enjoying torturing Clark and Lois (and us!) entirely too much.
And you are very very very good at it.
*waits patiently (hah!) for Monday*
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
