Ha! I laughed so hard I almost coughed up a lung when Lara gave me the "Ork!" t-shirt. And then I hiked through Bryce Canyon National Park wearing it. People from all over the world looked at me like I was an illiterate Lord of the Rings fan. 
Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.
Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
Ides of Metropolis
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