rivka, rivka... how can you complain about ceasar and then turn around and suggest "cogito ergo sum" which, you'll notice, is also 3 words.... <sigh>
Oops. Good point.
Ok, just for that, it's time for "Descartes visits the Golden Arches."
Descartes walks into a McDs, waits in line, and then orders a burger.
Asks the pimply-faced kid behind the counter, "You want fries with that?"
Descartes responds, "I think not." With a sudden look of horror, he *POOF* disappears.