Slightly off-topic . . . Kae, why is it that disemboweling would hurt one's tush? Dunno how y'all disembowel around here, but the traditional methods mostly involve the lower abdominal area.
Aaaaah, yes, but I have non-traditional methods. Since most of the gentle authors seem to run away at the sight of shears 8< 8< 8< then the shears are facing their back instead of their front. So it's easier and faster and just as effective for those handy flying shears ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~8< to disembowel their tushie. It's become a tradition now; several tushies have been disembowelled in the fandom already.
Kaethel
(Shears 101 Teacher at the School of Evilness, whose Headmaster is none other than the great, the grand, the terrifyingly evil... Elena!)
