My backyard has a shed, and a flowerbed I need to weed, and an arbor I need to fix, and a yard I need to mow... maybe I ought to do that stuff... nah.
I found a few places around my area with landfills, but couldn't find the descriptions like you did, Paul.
Illinois also has.. er, it has.. um. Never mind. Unless you're in Southern Illinois, then you can hang out at the Garden of the Gods and Hole-in-Rock. Where are you, Caroline?