The problem is PEBKAC - problem exists between keyboard and chair
I always thought that was called PICNIC -- problem in chair, not in computer. As in:
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I'm sure we can fix the problem. It's a PICNIC!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
As in: 
