Actually, Woody, I think the Mad Dog Lib idea is a great idea. It was fun to see the quote after all of our suggestions.

I'm not reliably on the boards lately, but let me give one a try. Verbs 1-3 should be past tense, 4 should be present tense.

Noun #1: John Wayne
Noun #2: lamp
Noun #3: pig
Verb #1: catapulted
Verb #2: hiccup
Verb #3: pushed
Adjective #1: post-modern
Verb #4: sleepwalk
Noun #4: envelope
Noun #5: google
Verb #5: envelop
Noun #6: metamorphasis

ETA: answers and another verb instead of a misidentified adverb. blush

I'll also mess up ... er, give a cherry quote.
"He's a man. I'm a cherry. You want me to draw you a diagram?"
:p