"God, I love irony."

"You bet your sweet little chumpy I am."

The (You can fly off?), "That is so not fair." by Lois in WHALTTA

The eensy weensy infinitesimal attraction line by Lois at the end of PML.

Cat in SV: "That agent frisked me twice."

Lois in SV: "Look what the Cat dragged in."

CAT: Then my reputation precedes me.
Lois, returning, overhears, sneers at Cat's ample chest.
LOIS: Among other things.

"Who's the new tight end?"

There are some possibilities. Go with your ideas.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.