'It's not the years that count, it's the moments.' - lookie, I made one of my own - sort of!
'What in the Sam Hill??'
'I mean Duh! It's obvious!'
'God, Herb. Who writes your dialogue?'
'Hi, er... D'you find a baby in a spaceship?'
'I'm not a crackpot!'
'Rocky road or chocolate?'
'It's Smallville. I couldn't make that name up.'
'Get a grip!'
'Believe me I'd love to!
'You are low man, I am top banana.'
'You like to be on top. Got it.'
For some reason I'm also quite fond of 'Great shades of Elvis!'
