Three really bad ones:
#1
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Superman is realizing how small he is in the grand scheme of things.
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#2
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Dean Cain: [thinking] Darn, I know Teri is older and more acknowledged in the TV industry than I am, but to have such big billboards with only her on the picture? No fair. I'm the one playing Superman, after all!
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#3
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Superman: Lois, honey, who put you in here?? *tear*
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.