Thanks GidgetP but oh the pressure again!

I couldn't decide between these two so I decided to put two on and let you do a caption for either one of them!

Picture 1


and Picture 2



Good Luck!

Sorry, I was in a goofy mood this morning.

Picture 1: Lois: See Clark. My chest is as big as yours.


Picture 2: Clark: Uh, Lois, I think the idea is that just one of us is supposed to be handcuffed...

Lois: Really? Whoops! Well let's see, where did I put that key?

Picture 1:
Lois: See Cat I do have breasts.
Cat: Too bad you don't use them.

Picture 2:
Lois: Did you say you wanted me to handcuff you then handcuff myself.
Clark: No I said to handcuff us together.
Lois: Oh sorry, my bad.

Picture one:
Clark: Uh, Lois is something wrong? You're smiling...

Picture two:
Clark: No, Lois. This is not what I meant with "let's just hang around".

Picture 1:
Lois: Perry, please, please, please give me a raise!! I need it so much! *puppy eyes*

Picture 2:
Lois: Don't worry, Clark, Superman will get us out of here.
Clark: [thinking] I'm so screwed.

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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Drumroll in the background and the winner is DJ Rhodes! I just cracked up when I first read them.

Hee hee. I told you I was in a weird mood that morning.

Okay, I think this picture has good potential. Have fun!

Three really bad ones:

#1
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Superman is realizing how small he is in the grand scheme of things.
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#2
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Dean Cain: [thinking] Darn, I know Teri is older and more acknowledged in the TV industry than I am, but to have such big billboards with only her on the picture? No fair. I'm the one playing Superman, after all!
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#3
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Superman: Lois, honey, who put you in here?? *tear*
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Hmm, no more takers?

Anyone?

Anna - I loved these, especially the 2nd one. Ha ha!

Okay, I'll give it to the morning and see if we tempt any others...

Okay. I'm so not good at this... BUT..

Clark: Well, they sure weren't lying when they said Mad Dog Lane was the biggest reporter in town!

*hides in shame*

Clark (knocking on the glass): Lois hello? Are you there? Helllllooooo Loissssssssss!

Ha ha! You guys kill me!

Okay, I'm still going to go with Anna's #2:

Dean Cain: [thinking] Darn, I know Teri is older and more acknowledged in the TV industry than I am, but to have such big billboards with only her on the picture? No fair. I'm the one playing Superman, after all!

Because this was kind of what I thought when I first posted the picture. I was thinking Clark was thinking "Man Lois, I know you think you're good, but is a poster this big really necessary?"

Ha ha ha!

Okay, Anna, you're up!!!

Thank you, MR!

Here ya go, FoLCs:



(Thanks to BanAnna for the caption.)

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

These are awful I know, but...

Clark: Dang I love that woman, but she's enough to give even a super man a headache.


And another --

Clark: Oooh, ouch. Maybe I should watch the amount of twinkies and ho-ho's I eat from now on. I'm impervious to pain but obviously my teeth aren't. I wonder if Dr. Klein has any experience with dentistry?

Oh, and one more --

Clark: Gah! What was I thinking wearing this tie? It's so loud it's given me a headache!

(Don't pick me. I'm on vacation with erratic connect time and dialup access.)

Clark: Ooo, if I put this to my ear, I can hear the ocean! ... Wow, there's even whalesong! ... Oh, wait. Never mind. Superhearing can get so confusing sometimes.

**
Me: "Aww.. Poor baby! Come here and let me kiss the boo-boos away."

(Sorry, can't help it.
Dean is so cute in that capture.)

MetroRhodes your second one is hilarious!**

Clark: I should have never gone to play baseball with Jimmy the bat is supposed to connect with the ball not my head!

MetroRhodes, I love your first caption! You're up!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Hee hee. Thanks.

Hmmm, let's see what I can pull out of my hat this time.

Well since I love to wear my aluminum foil cap while I write - keeps all the thoughts in my head(kidding)...




Oh, and just to plug Andrea's website - I get my screencaps from her and save them to my computer. She's got a MILLION of them. Thanks Andrea!

http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/index.htm

Lois: Now let me see according to the latest issue of Cosmopolitan this aluminium head piece is all the rage in Paris.

Well Crazy Babe...

I loved your caption and since you're the only response, you win - hands down!

You're up!!!

Thanks MR!

Here's the next one and let's us see what you can do!



Pay particular attention at all their expressions.

Jonathan: See Martha! I told you we shouldn't hang that nudey picture of you above the mantle. You just never know when these kids are going to drop in for a visit unexpected!

Jonathan: Now Martha, I know you're the unofficial official superhero outfit maker of the group...

<<Offscreen>> AHHHH!!!

Jonathan: But don't you think putting that poor boy in a bunny costume's a bit much?

*Jimmy hops out, looking mortified under two large fuzzy floppy ears*

Martha: Well, he DID get bit by a radioactive rabbit!

Clark- "OHHH, ahhh, well?"

Jonathan- "See Martha we told you Spandex was not made for everyone!"

... Perry hangs his and walks back into the bedroom...

Lois- "was he really going to wear that Elivs suit to the office party?"

Martha- "I pictured that somewhat differently in my head."

Oh you all crack me up, but I have to give it to Catherine that was a good one. Jimmy as Bunnyman!

*giggles* Glad you liked it! I kept getting flashes of Ralph from A Christmas Story with that one. ^_^

*rummages through pictures* Lessee... gotta find a good one...

Ooooh, dunno if this one's been done, but it sure looks fun! ^_^

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Jimmy: (thinking) That guy would look much less of a loser if he wore contacts and shaved his head.

Lois: (thinking) Duh, what a loser. I should put a dart in this party horn and shoot him with it.

Clark: (thinking) There are guys like *him* in the Planet, and Lois calls *me* a hack from Nowheresville?

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Yeah, they're a little rude Poor guy.

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Jimmy - There's that cute girl from research. Maybe she'll actually dig me with this red, pointy party hat on...

Lois - I don't think I should have to wear this hat if Clark isn't going to wear one. It keeps falling down in my eyes.

Clark - I swear, if Lois blows that little horn of hers one more time, I'm gonna take it away from her. Owww, my ears. Just keep smiling Clark...

Anh, not my best, I think I'm sleepy this morning...

well let me try.....
Clark: well i'm not the only one trying to hide something. Look at him. Who's he's he fooling.

hey i tried!

Lois: He do look kinda of sexy don't he!?

Clark- thinking to himself... "so this is how they "get down in Metroplois?" Man back in Smallville somebody would have already whipped our the mechnical bull"

*giggles* Cute responses, guyses! For the nextness, I choose... friendofCK. Because I like mechanical bulls?

haha well thanks, but I do not have any pictures I can get to so I pass the torch to who can post a picture

Hi. I'm a newbie. I have really enjoyed reading all the captions you guys have come up with. They make me laugh! I would love to participate, but I don't know how to post a picture. Can anyone tell me?

Thanks, CAB

Hi CAB!

Welcome!

I had completely forgotten that Amanda said she couldn't post a picture... I should have jumped in there and posted another one.

But anyway, since you volunteered...

The way I do it is find a picture on the net (or on my computer) and upload a copy of it to an account at a website like www.photobucket.com. Then you link to the picture. Use the button on your post labeled "IMAGE" it will prompt you for the pictures URL address.

(Note - if you borrow the picture from someone else's website, we usually try to give them a mention or a "thanks" for the picture).

Let me know if any of that doesn't make sense!

Have fun! And I look forward to your pic!

Ok, thanks MetroRhodes. So, let me give it a go.

Here's a pic I found on http://www.loisundclark.de/

Sorry if this one has already been done.

Let me hear those captions!

CAB

Jimmy - Hey guys, did you hear that Lex Luthor is alive and well and dating Lois' sister Lucy?

Lois - NOOOOO!

Clark - NOOOOO!

Sorry, that's the best I've got for now.

This picture is hilarious though!!!

Jimmy: Okay, whoever makes the best trout face wins a prize. ... You know what? I can't decide. WHy don't you guys both go fishing with Perry? I'll give up my seat. It's a big sacrifice, but...

Perry: Nice try, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Guys, guess what, I'm superman!
Lois: OH! WOW! You look SO MUCH better here than you do in the outfit.
Clark: OH AGREED!

Kind of late here, but...

I loved the one of Superman looking at the picture of Lois. (Where's that pic from anyway? I don't remember it from the show.)

Clark: Who is that strange visitor from another planet?

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And the last one:

Jimmy: Hey, guys, I'm Superman.

Clark and Lois: What?!

Jimmy: Do you know what you guys remind me of? That game at the fair where they have those clowns and you put ping pong balls in their mouths

Jimmy: Hey guys, which one of you ate my experimental batch of Shock Candy?
Lois: WHAT??
Clark: US??
Both: NEVER!!
Jimmy: ...Well, at least I know it works...

Ha ha. You guys are great. I thought all of your captions were hilarious!

But I'm going to have to say that HatMan wins. Trout faces. Great.

CAB

Oops. Double post.

Glad you liked it.

So, let's see what you guys make of this:



(Thanks again to Christiane. )

Paul

Tell me the truth or else!!

(Which show is this pic from, btw?)

Clark (singing): I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night... oh wait... I'm not carrying mistletoe, what is this again?

Lois (OS): Oh Brother!

Clark: 'Must kill roses... must kill roses..'

And finally, the true effect of green kryptonite is revealed: a thorough dislike of flowers.

Lois(OS): Where are the roses Dan sent me?
Jimmy(OS): I don't have a clue!
Clark: I kill you, Scardino!

Hmm.. So.. nobody seems to answer to this topic anymore..
Thought I'd just post a new caption



& Let the games begin

Oh Paul! I'm sorry I missed out on your caption - I was on vacation when you posted. That was hilarious! And Loislane2 your caption totally cracked me up. (Oh, and yes, what episode was that screen shot taken from?)

Okay, Selinde, I was going to take a stab at yours, but unfortunately I can't see your picture?

Oops. Sorry. I completely forgot about this.

Thanks for bringing it back up, Selinde.

As for the image... I'm guessing it's on a server that doesn't allow hotlinking.

Instead click here , and you should be able to see it in a new tab/window.

Paul

Nope, the click here option didn't work either Paul.

However if you manually type in:

www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Soulmates/SoulMates614.jpg

(DON'T CLICK ON IT - TYPE IT IN - OR COPY/PASTE)

That works.

And what a funny picture. I'll be back later with a caption. I have to be inspired first. :-)

(Selinde - That's Andreia's website - yes she doesn't allow hotlinking. I just usually save the pic I want and upload it to photobucket and hotlink to it there... just as an FYI...)

Ok, here's my caption:

Those reinactments are killer. Good thing they have androids to play the parts now . . .

Herb-droid: Can you hear me now? No? Oh, well, let me turn up the volume a bit.

Herb: Oooh, yes, Lois and Clark are just getting ready to kiss... it's almost time for me to walk up and interrupt them. 3, 2, 1... showtime.

Herb: To interrupt or not to interrupt...?

H.G. Wells to Clark: Just pinch Tempus right there on the chin and he'll let go of her. He's ticklish, you know.

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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Herb: With a little pinch of fairy dust and POOF! Tempus is gone!

Wells, narrating: Today, we've secretly replaced the Daily Planet's regular gossip collumnist with Folger's Crystals! Let's see if anyone notices...

Sorry for all the problems with the link I'll save&upload next time (Whoaah i've got my own server ) Well anywayz

Ooh who am I to choose.. it's so hard.. ehhhhmmm I think I'll go for..

MetroRhodes Because I think it just fits the cap perfectly and i was roflol when i read it

You're up next

Hee hee - glad I could make you laugh.

Okay, try this one out...

I'm in a wierd mood because of cold and flu drugs but I can't resist this one

Clark: Pee Yew! Yuck who let it rip?

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Lois: [off screen] How long can you hold your breath?
Clark: Well, let's see...
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Santa Claus (off screen): Now, put your finger beside your nose . . .

Clark: Like this?

(Lois, off-screen looks like she might want to say something.)

Superman (after the picture--the suit suddenly shows up on Clark, and he looks around): Oops. Maybe I shouldn't try that in the newsroom.

Whoops! I had totally forgotten about this thread...

Hah! You guys are too funny.

Crazy_Babe I laughed myself silly at yours... so I guess you're up. I hope you're feeling better!

-- MR

Sorry to late-post.

Clark: Ahhh-chooooooo.

As shockwave from super sneeze blows out all the windows in the newsroom...

Clark (chagrined): Whoops.