Aaargh! I can just see this scene playing out in my head, but I don't remember what episode it was from, and I don't remember all the words.
Clark has gone off to be Superman, and as a cover offered to bring back something (coffee? donut? sandwich?). When he comes back, he's forgotten to get whatever it was. This is what I remember:
Lois: Clark, what happened to you. You've been gone ____ _____. Where's my ______?
Clark: Oh, right, Lois. Remember how you asked me to surprise you?
Lois: Yeah.
Clark: Well, I didn't get you anything! Ha! Surprise!
Lois: And you think I'm fat, don't you?
Clark: What?
Lois: That's why you didn't get me ____ ____. You think I'm fat.
Clark: Lois, trust me. I do not think you're fat. I just thought, you know, it would be funny to not get you anything. Ha!
I don't have a clue what Lois' response was. Maybe this will jog someone else's memory, and they can fill in the remaining blanks. (or correct any I've gotten wrong!)
- Vicki
