Superman "Okay, one more -- Jimmy, do *you* want anything?"
Jimmy: "Well, I would like to have a company car."
Perry: "Don't be ridiculous son"
Superman: "Gee, this chair is getting kinda heavy..."
Perry: "Okay, okay! You need one anyway, 'cause Intergang's going to sabotage it in a few weeks, after framing you for murder... err, forget I said that."

PJ
who should really resist entering these things <g>

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K