"welcome home, lois. it's so good to have you here, and -- aaaah! a talking rat!"
"mom, don't tell lois, but i kind of... shrunk in the wash..."
"oh, mom, it's awful! i've switched bodies with lois!"
"i can't read any more of them, martha. what does it say?" "it says... "Martha Kent: "Lois?!? Lois, is that spandex I can feel under your blouse?!""
"martha, martha! it's awful! i just heard... tank is writing another story! i just know clark is going to get all beaten up, and... and... i'm going to have to get another haircut!"
