"hey lois. hey ck. whoa! what's that over there?" <ha! i can't believe they fell for it! now to casually slip the bug into lois's scarf...>

"mr wells? what? what happened to lois and jimmy?"
"don't worry, mr kent. they'll be just fine. i've just frozen them in time. i need to talk to you..."

lois: hmm, let me see... according to the newsticker over there, the killer has just struck in hobb's bay. i'll have to add that to my notes here and see if i can find a pattern...
clark: "uhm, excuse me? can this wait? i'm trying to talk to my friends here..."
jimmy: wow. that is a nice pencil. lois gets all the best pencils. i wonder where she finds them. i never see pencils like that in the supply closet...

lois: hmm. nice physique. i'm going to have to add a little more definition to the cheekbones in this sketch...
clark: huh? what? why are we suddenly having art class in the middle of the newsroom?
jimmy: forget about that guy modeling over there, check out lois!

dean: hey, we're trying to film a TV show over here!


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.