Like horns on a June bug.(Individual Responsibility)
You been sniffin' lanotype? This is a newspaper - it's catastrophe or atrophy. (We Have a Lot to Talk About)
Hey, what is this, a rock garden? (Through a Glass, Darkly)
Faster than you can say 'trout almondine'. (Through a Glass, Darkly)
What is this, a wax museum?! (Super Mann)
I've been around long enough to tell snakeoil from Shinola (Oedipus Wrecks)
This cockamamie calamity train has gotta _stop_! (Oedipus Wrecks)
Your job isn't going to be worth the sweat off an Elvis imitator if you're dead. (Witness)
Phony as a lock of Elvis's hair from a Memphis souvenir shop. (Strange Visitor)
