You know you're a fan fiction writer if...
...you keep yourself awake during boring meetings by plotting your stories.
...your OC villains bear a remarkable resemblance to your least favorite people.
...you deal with Seasonal Affective Disorder by writing tearjerkers.
(Not that I've ever done any of these things. Of course not. *whistles*)
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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