I ran across this today... Turkey City Lexicon . The page details lots of the terms that SF writers critique each other in.

If you've ever wanted to know what a "said-bookism" is, or what an "idiot plot" looked like, or what makes a story into a "steam-grommet factory"... well, this is your link. I found it very funny.

One quote:
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* Roget’s Disease

The ludicrous overuse of far-fetched adjectives, piled into a festering, fungal, tenebrous, troglodytic, ichorous, leprous, synonymic heap. (Attr. John W. Campbell)
Warning, there's a tiny bit of rough language in there towards the end (basically one use of the F word) (Just skip reading about "AM/FM").

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K