(And while my master document is 1.6 MB, the text version is only 1013 kb - not even in the running for longest fic.)
'Toc
TicAndToc :o)
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"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." -Elayne Boosler
