Someone on IRC had to tell me about the reference to some series called Desperate Housewives. Tank, if you're going to make clever references in a challenge fic, at least make sure that the person you're challenging knows what they refer to!
Anyway... no doubt you think that this is diabolically clever. No doubt you imagine that I'm scratching my head in puzzlement, wondering how I'll resolve this fiendish set-up. Actually... you might or might not be right.
No comment on
that right now!
But this I do have to say...
You gave Lois long hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Wendy
