5 and 7 are best friends
5 and 7 get drunk together.
Lex Luthor and Mindy Church....beautiful...
Friends Night Out
What could be better, or more perfect then having a few drinks with your best friend. Okay maybe a few too many drinks. After all he had had no intention of confessing to her about his love for the famed Lois Lane. And she was starting to look a bit wobbly too.
“Ya know Lexy...I think I've just had kind of a thought.”
“Yes, my brilliant minx. What would that be?”
“Perhaps we hive bin goin about this wrong. We just need to figure out where everyone else went wrong and fix it.”
“How so?”
“Well, we have all tried the elaborate schemes and different ways to expose him to Kryptonite, right?”
“Yes...”
“Well, maybe that is the problem. We are being far too elaborate. Let's just get a lead box with a chunk on a chain in it and tell him there is a detonator in the box. He opens it, we jump him and put the chain around his neck and push him into a pool. He'll drown. And we'll win. Simple as that...well as long as some stupid woman isn't there to be dazzled by him and save him.”
With that he decided to take her home. She had obviously had too much to drink if she thought a plan that simple could ever work.
This is completely un-beta-ed by the way....if you couldn't tell...
