Wait, Woody wrote a fic? That in itself is a surprise. And, considering a PN that came just too quickly, I have a good guess which one it is. Darn it, Woody, you had me fooled completely.
The only known quantity that moves faster than light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
Darn it, Woody, you had me fooled completely. 
