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Originally posted by Nina:
There's also a lot of fun to be had with military ranks and last names.

Captain Crunch
Major Nonno (Met one)
Private Parts
Seaman Drinkwater
Petty Officer Party (they called him Petty Party)
Lots more...
Yee gawds...

I have seen a:
Sergeant Sargent
Captain Morgan

And in this cartoon I didn't watch there was a General Specific.

And um, I can probably come up with several embarrassing names, but alas I probably couldn't put them here.

Chanda Leer?
Seymore Butts?

And this woman who didn't speak very much english named her kid 'Female' and pronounced it 'feh-mall-ee'

Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*