I like: krill (as in whale food... really tiny stuff)

or
I loved Paul's Captain Nemo
given that Nemo comes from the latin for "no-one"

what about (name) flavoured cat-food (or too similar to shark-bait??)

You can't have MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER

The Neuroscientist: Eating glass makes you smart...do you want to see what you can learn?